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I bet we've been together for a million
years.

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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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What would we do, baby, without her?

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And there ain't no nothing. We can't
love each other through.

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What would we do, baby, without her?

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Sha -la -la -la.

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Okay, Andy, you ready?

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Okay.

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This is him.

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This is the guy I've been telling you
about.

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Seventy -four years old, he still has
his own teeth.

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I mean, this is everything you'd want in
a president.

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Alex, put this away. You'll frighten
him.

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There you go again, Dad.

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Republican.

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Adam?

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Adam who?

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Adam Gillard, the boy you've been
walking to school with every day for the

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week.

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Oh, him.

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Yeah. I think Adam's a wonderful boy.

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Yeah, well, he's really nice and smart
and funny. And he likes baseball as much

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as I do.

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He's a boy I've been looking for my
whole life.

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Only shorter.

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We're going to the sixth grade dance
together.

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That's terrific, honey.

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Yeah, well, it was really romantic how
it happened. We were playing softball,

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and he was catcher for the other team,
and I was on third.

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I tried to score on a ground ball, but
he was blocking the play.

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I barreled into him, and I asked him to
the dance as soon as he regained

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consciousness.

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That's how I met your dad.

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Come on, Alex. Valerie, come on, just
help me out here, will you? Mom, Dad,

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Alex leave me alone.

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What's the problem?

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There's no problem. Look, I have to
write a paper on IQ tests for my psych

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class. Now, I have to submit two
examples.

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I mean, I got a smart example, and now I
need another one for contrast.

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I don't understand.

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See, you'd be perfect.

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Alex, IQ tests are not an accurate
measure of a person's intelligence.

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Elise, you and I took IQ tests in
college, remember?

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I vaguely recall I scored...

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Seven and one -half points higher than
you did.

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As I said, they're not accurate.

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Mom, I sincerely beg to differ.

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Statistics show that this new Cosgrove
-Roger IQ test is accurate to within

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points. I myself scored 137, which is
within a few points of genius level.

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This being an example of the five -point
variability.

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Alex, I don't want to take your stupid
test.

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It's not a stupid test. test, Mallory.
It's an intelligence test.

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If it were a stupid test, you'd do well
on it.

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Look, there's no way I'm going to do
this.

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All right, I'll give you ten bucks.

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Well, okay.

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All right.

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Give me the test after school, Mallory.

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Where is he?

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Waiting for Adam.

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Adam who?

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Ted, come on, we all know he's your
boyfriend.

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You got nothing to hide from us. We're
family. We support one another.

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No, it's not like we're going to make
fun of you or anything.

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Okay, I guess he's sort of my boyfriend.

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Okay.

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Jennifer's got a boy.

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Alex,

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stop tormenting your sister. Mom, I just
started.

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I got you this new red hat.

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Oh, thanks. That was very nice of you.

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You ready to go, Jennifer?

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Yep, come on.

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Just drop by any time, Adam. Have fun.

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out of your system.

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So,

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who

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do you think is the best first baseman?

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Steve Garvey.

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Well, who do you think is the best
shortstop?

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Jennifer Teton.

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Are you?

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I guess so.

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Well, what's the matter?

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He's not a very good dancer, that's all.

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Neither am I.

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What are we going to do?

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Let's bring our baseball mitts just in
case.

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Okay, but we have to take them off
before we dance.

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Hey, Jake!

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Have a great idea.

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Finish eating your lunch outside.

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We can eat outside.

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Well, then let's just skip lunch.

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Leave me alone, Red.

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Knock it off, Red.

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Who's this, Galardner, your mother?

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Very funny.

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Let's go, Jennifer.

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Where are you going, Galardner?

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Let me see it.

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All right, yeah?

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Yeah.

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I'm warning you, Rick. Leave him alone.

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You tell your girlfriend to get out of
my way, Blardner.

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Hold it right there.

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Come on, Alex. That's the fifth time
you've gotten over my test.

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I couldn't have done that bad.

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Mallory, look, I'm...

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I've got to go over these figures one
more time, okay?

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Something must be wrong here. My
calculator must be broken.

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All right, okay, I'm going to go
upstairs and go over these one more

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no, listen, hey, Alex, I appreciate you
trying to spare my feelings, but I want

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to know my score.

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Well, Mallory, you know, I really don't
think you should torture yourself.

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Mallory!

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Mallory, don't jump day.

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I mean, you can't possibly... I'm
smarter than Alex.

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What's the matter, Alex? Afraid of my
being your intellectual superior?

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Who wouldn't be, Mallory?

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Mallory, give me that. Hey, what's going
on?

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Look, Bob, my IQ is two points higher
than Alex's. No, it's not. Don't pay any

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attention to that.

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I gotta get to a phone.

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No, not the phone!

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No, no, no.

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I just didn't add up the figures
correctly.

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Aha, poor math skills.

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Mallory scored two points higher than
Alex on an IQ test.

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Whoa.

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What do you make of this, Elise?

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Well, I guess Mallory's brighter than
the grade the school would indicate.

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I always knew she had my brain.

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What do you mean, your brain?

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I meant our brain.

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Our brain? Yes, our collective brain.

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Of which you have custody.

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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

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Hi, darling. Sweetheart.

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Listen, I have something to tell you
guys.

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What is it?

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I sort of got in trouble at school
today.

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I sort of punched a guy in the stomach.

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And that's when you sort of got into
trouble?

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Sort of.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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The principal gave me this note to take
home.

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He was in a bad mood when he wrote that,
so take it with a grain of salt.

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Why did you hit this boy?

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Because he was a big creep.

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And because he was about to beat up
Adam.

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Well, you should have known better, Jen.
You should have called a teacher.

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There weren't any around.

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Honest. It says here you'll have to stay
a half an hour after school every day

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this week.

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Why don't you go up to your room? We'll
talk about this later.

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Okay, and I'm sorry.

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But he was a big jerk.

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He had it coming.

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She understands the extreme gravity of
this situation.

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Oh, I'm sure she does, yeah.

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I wish I'd been there to see it.

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I hope she really decked that tree.

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It was wrong. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Quite wrong.

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Adam, come on in.

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I can't stand Mr. Keaton.

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May I speak with Jennifer?

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Yeah, Jennifer, come on down.

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Hi, Adam.

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Hi.

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Hi, Adam.

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Listen, you don't have to thank me or
anything. I mean, it's over.

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Let's just put this thing behind us.

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I just came by to tell you to get
someone else to go to the dance with

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Because I never want to see you again.

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Yes, yes.

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I am quite sure I administered your
Cosgrove -Roger test correctly, sir.

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Well, no, the purpose of my call, sir,
is this.

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My sister is a moron.

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Yes, your test labels her as a genius.
Now, I would like to speak to the head

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your company.

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Hello. Hello.

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The intelligence business is full of
idiots.

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How you doing? Just one more to go.

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There.

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Okay. Now, if you do well on this, it'll
prove the tenth has no credibility.

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All right. Let's prove it.

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According to this, Skip, you have no IQ.

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Better than I did the last time.

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Oh, maybe I'm making too much of this. I
mean, the test is obviously incorrect,

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right? I mean, Mallory must realize
that.

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Gee, she's probably forgotten about the
whole thing by now.

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Did you get that stuff, Mallory? Brains
are us.

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Oh, Alexander.

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of remarks are simply wasted on someone
of my smartitude.

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Mallory, I need your advice. I have boy
troubles.

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Adam still won't converse with you?

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Yeah.

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Look, Jennifer, maybe if you acted more
like the girl he expects you to be, he'd

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get over it sooner.

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Well, how do I do that?

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Well, here.

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You dropped your book.

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Thank you.

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Ah, Thomas.

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See, Jennifer, that's all you have to do
to get Adam's attention.

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The male species is enamored by this
kind of behavior.

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It gives them an exaggerated sense of
their own importosity.

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Jennifer, Mallory is totally wrong.

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Now, perhaps her methods of obvious
manipulation would work on somebody of

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Skippy's intelligence.

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Thank you.

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But they won't work on Adam. Now, guys
like Adam and I... Adam and me.

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Adam and me.

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No, all about these silly games that
women play, and we just humor them to

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them happy.

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Now, my advice to you is just don't play
games and be yourself.

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Jennifer, what you have here are a
couple of conflicting opinions.

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And I suggest you take the one which
emanated from the more intelligent

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individual.

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Okay, all right, that's it. That is the
last straw, Mallory. I challenge you to

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an IQ test rematch tomorrow after school
right here, 5 o 'clock.

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I accept.

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You know, I could beat you with one
brain tied behind my back.

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Yeah, you and what army?

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I want you!

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How could you do that to me, Jennifer?

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Everyone in the school thinks I need a
girl to do my fighting for me.

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Look, Adam, I know how you feel.

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But I wasn't trying to make you look
bad.

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I just wanted to help you.

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I mean, just because I'm a fighter and
you're not doesn't mean you should feel

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embarrassed.

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I admire you for being above violence.

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I wish I was.

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I see you got your bodyguard with you.

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She's not so tough now that you're ready
for her, right? You said it.

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Did I say you could go anywhere,
Gardner?

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See, I don't like whips who have their
girlfriends do their fighting for them.

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I think you need somebody to teach you a
lesson.

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You're not going to hit me.

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Oh? Why is that?

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Because if you hit me, you'll get in
trouble with the school and your

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That'll make you real mad, and you'll
probably beat me up again and get

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suspended.

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Maybe even Central Form School.

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While you're there, you'll probably try
to escape.

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They'll catch you and put you away for
life.

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You could throw your whole life away
with just one punch.

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You could still hit me.

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But I don't think you will.

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back for you i'm holding her back for me
my fight okay with me let's go

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oh you're pretty tough aren't you rick
beating up girls and kids that are

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smaller than you kick any puppies on
your way to school couple

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go ahead beat me up

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and if that doesn't satisfy you you can
beat me up tomorrow and the next day and

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the day after that you get out of your
stupid system come on That's what you

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want, isn't it?

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I'll leave him alone, Rick.

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Come on.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he's not worth my time.

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Let's go, boys.

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A minute.

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A minute.

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Okay. All right.

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Well, add up the score.

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With pleasure.

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Okay, Mallory, I assure you this will
prove to you once and for all who is the

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smartest. Smarter.

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I knew that.

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Me knew that.

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I knew that.

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Okay.

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So?

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A hundred and thirty -eight for me.

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And... A hundred and...

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You can't be positive.

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My world is crumbling.

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It's no big deal, Alex.

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You can adjust.

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A person of your intelligence can still
lead a normal life.

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He doesn't look good, Elise.

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Lucky thing he's not smart enough to
know it.

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Mom, Dad.

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I'm not... dumb, am I?

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You're... You're a nice boy, Alice.

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Cheer up, Jennifer.

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What's there to cheer up about?

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I mean, Adam's still not talking to me,
which means we're not going to the sixth

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grade dance together.

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I'm sorry about that, honey, but even
so, you should be happy for Adam. He

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up to those bullies.

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Well, I guess so.

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Okay, I'm not going to worry about it
anymore.

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I'm putting Adam Gardner out of my mind
once and for all.

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It's Adam.

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It's Adam.

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Morning, Adam.

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Mrs. Keaton and I were just going
upstairs to... Install solar

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panels on the roof.

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The roof.

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Right, right.

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They didn't work very well in the
basement.

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I never got to thank you for sticking up
for me the other day.

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I mean, I know you only did it because
you didn't want my face to get smashed

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in.

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You stuck up for me today, too.

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I mean, weren't you scared?

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Nah.

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Yeah, a lot.

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But I didn't want you to know I was
scared.

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Well, I couldn't tell.

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Really?

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Really.

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Okay, I could tell.

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But I don't care.

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I... I like you, Adam.

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Even if I'm not a tough guy?

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That's why I like you.

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Look, if we're gonna be friends, we've
gotta get over this boy -girl thing.

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We can't get hung up on this old
-fashioned idea of what a boy is

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and what a girl is supposed to do.

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I agree.

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Good.

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Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow.

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Adam, as long as we're speaking to each
other, maybe we can

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celebrate by going somewhere together.

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You mean like the dance?

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The dance? What a nice idea.

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That was so nice of you to ask.

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You always know just what to say.

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Sit, Ubu, sit.

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Good dog.